A Christmas Story written by Shanlee Brennan.
Once upon a time there was an elderly woman named Gertrude. (I’ve always wondered how you climb up on a time.) Now Gertie was very wealthy – not just the usual type of wealthy, but ginormously wealthy. Her accounts totaled bazillions of dollars. She was at that place in life where she could feel the hours and days ticking away. She had no family and no real friends to speak of. She had lots of people who pretended to be her friends, but they all seemed to want things that only she could afford. She was generous and often taken advantage of. She worried constantly about who should receive her vast wealth upon her death. She had never formalized her Will. Just before Christmas Gertie decided that she would need to make a decision soon. Continue reading